Wychwell Eventing Blog

Praise be to the Lord

December 23, 2012
 

we survived the apocalypse! And everyone partook of a little jubilation!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9FTcsOycCk

Even Turnip wanted to do dancing, but since he does dancing nearly every time he goes out for a ride he had to   ' make do' with dressing up in the tutu;



It was rather optimistic of the Mayans to predict an armageddon so far into their future I feel, since to the best of my knowledge the Mayan civilization died out rather a long time ago.
Anyhow I'm pleased along with you all that they seem to have mucked up on this one, though it does seem rather a waste of the dogsbody's especially prepared escape capsule;



Although given the recent weather conditions it may yet come in handy.( Anyone for a place? Tickets limited so prebooking advised with immediate  10% deposit required of 100 euros per seat. Please contact us to make an easy payment).

I'm thinking Wurzel is pretty pleased now that I taught him to swim;


though he didn't seem to appreciate it at the time.

Really all this jumping about the dogsbody got up to was due to his having reached the big 50 milestone a few weeks ago. He just likes to show that' he's still got it'. Not bad really, for an old bloke. I have to say his prearranged birthday trip to Honfleur wasn't the best ever as the day got late and  then later still when we had to go 'Equip'horse' for a new bit for the trailer tail bar. Infact by the time we arrived it was all but dark, even so the place was heaving, it's very fashionable don't you know, even when not in prime tourist season.
Try it then and it's a joke, we took the horses after they been shod in Deauville, (well they got conned into accompanying us as it was too far for them to walk home).Whilst we did manage to enjoy the little chapel at the top  of the hill and the views of the Pont de  Normandie when we tried to take the trailer down to town and find a parking space it was bedlam, a wall of people.
Even in late November with only a car to park it wasn't easy and took 45mins, probably didn't help that a russian cinema festival was on, aswell as the fair, which took up lots of parking spaces. My eyes nearly popped out of my head as we wandered past the fair, we saw a 'real' pony carousel with half a dozen scruffy little shetlands all hooked up, plodding round and round and round. It didn't look that thrilling a ride, least of all for the poor little ponies. But I guess they get a more entertaining life than all the little fellas flung in fields and gardens round about, left to fend for themselves and do battle with laminitis and flies.

Honfleur itself is worth the trip, if you're lucky enough to escape the hordes;



even if it is by night!

With quaint little streets


All prettily lit;


(NOTE- no rest for the wicked, the dogsbody continues with his hardsell puppy flogging throughout the evening)

The pretty church all higgedly piggedly with bits tacked on here and there is predominantly wooden, both inside and out, so you're not struck by that cold cave smell and feel the instant you set foot inside. Indeed it's rather homely, even for a church. It has a cutesy shingle roof and clock tower set apart, quite an individual design.



All set round the pretty harbour;



I have to be honest now and say I haven't been my most diligentwith the cobs recently. All the youngsters that need to be broken have been, they're all being very good despite the conditions, but progress has been arrested there. The weather has not been conducive to riding for pleasure and the field is now too sodden for exercising anyhow.
 I would be trucking everyone off to Brecey to use the indoor school, except the truck has now been off the road for over a month, awaiting the arrival of a new fan belt. I have begun to become suspicious that it may never arrive, the follow up phonecalls don't seem to have been very productive.It's always on it's way....

But I have been making an effort to stay in shape with my old friend Babara Curry and her yoga tips;



Pose of a heron, best one for keeping bad knee flexi.



pose of a plough , best one for keeping back flexi.



Wonky headstand with tutors, best one for face to be licked by dog.

and  think calm, calm, calm ( Barbara's words);


pose of a peacock, best pose for sheer unadulterated agony.

For a quick guide to this pose watch this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9xo7mr8DR4

And lastly some of us are getting really excited about Christmas now;



But seriously some  of us really are;



well okay we are for bits of chicken





 

Farewell to fond friends

December 18, 2012




and welcome  to some new recruits!
As I said in my last post most of the things I spoke about there are the same topics I planned to speak of here. Unfortunately a lot of them are from a very different angle.

By far the hardest thing I had to do this year was part with my dear friend Rog, to say I was heartbroken doesn't really cover it. He has been such a mate to me through thick and thin, well never thin for him! (He was on a constant battle of the bulge regime).
Dear old fat Rog, he loved th...
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Back in Business

December 3, 2012
So bye bye Blighty........



I'm back in France,back in business, with all the cobs and their jobs..........



(lots of cheesy feet to trim!!).

 We're also finally back with an internet connection courtesy of a flash new satellite dish and very expensive new satellite broadband connection. It's been ever such a long break from the blog spot,but I feel I should catch up my news even if it hasn't been such a good year it's definitely been far more successful than the year before, even if the weather w...
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Thank you for the Diamond Jubilee!

June 3, 2012

Dear Queen Elizabeth,
Thank you very much for the success and longevity of your sixty year reign, you continue to provide pleasure and excitement for a great many people.
At this moment in time, I am still unsure as to whether I support the continuation of the Monarchy in Great Britain or not.I can see the arguments both for and against, there can be no doubt that you and your family cost the country a great deal of money but also that you all generate a far greater amount of wealth for the cou...
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Suckling Pig

May 4, 2012
Okay guys you've not come forward with many pig homing offers, so we've  had to take another route as we really don't have a pig pen suitable for raising nine pigs.

Firstly we ran the pigs past the tray looking for suitably sized candidates;



Then we picked a pig;



Double take, is this the right pig?



Then we stunned the pig, eewwh!



Killed the pig;

(NOT PICTURED.)

Prepared the pig for cooking;


And cooked the pig;



Yummy Yummy!

Not really, not yet, but we are considering this as a course of action as it doe...
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Dogs, cobs and Docs.

April 28, 2012
I had planned to boast to you of the wonderful weekend I had jumping Turnip and Red at Brecey. However as I frequently find it's best not to make predictions of success.

Last Monday Red and Turnip visited Gavray and jumped very well, I arrived home glowing not just because of their perfomances but because Mr Gavray had invited me to use his holiday gite and stabling in exchange for working some hours once I have relocated back to England.
By Wednesday morning I  had truly lost that glow as I c...
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Le Haras du Pin and other chateaux

April 15, 2012
Okay so now I'm going to do a little bit of the catching up as promised..........
Firstly Le Haras du Pin, after several hundred phonecalls the dogsbody finally managed to discover that every tuesday  throughout February and March a young horse clear round showjumping day is held, from 4yo's in the morning to 6yo's in the afternoon. But noone checks the age or passport of your horse, so it basically means the jumps go from smaller to bigger. They informed us on entering that  the height of the...
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Pig tales

April 8, 2012
Favourite pig;

was busy rooting pig;

so not available for kissing pig;

Which was lucky, as it caused jealous pig;

to be chasing pig
;
 which led to wrestling pig;

squealing pig;

fighting pig;

serious fighting pig;

even victorious pig;

Sadly this left a pooped pig;

which turned to dead pig!;


JUST KIDDING!!

Was only sleeping pig;

leaving favourite pig all forlorn;


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Pigs 'ere

April 3, 2012


Last week was busy in terms of very big decisions but I didn't do particularly much apart from deciding said decisions. I will come to talk about all this deciding but not now, that can wait for next week.
If I don't get on with a posting shortly I'll be in to next week anyhow and I'm really trying my hardest to be good and keep on top of news for you and memories for me.
Yes we have pigs- lot of pigs, we went from two pigs to ten pigs in just a couple of hours.It all began on friday morning wi...


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French Kissing

March 25, 2012
 
Don't know what's been happening round your parts but “Oh my!” the sun has brought out everyone's loving round these parts. Turnip is always your man for a lick if you're after affection, trouble being his licks lead to nips, lead to bites,lead to full on head lock grabs. This bullock is soon to experience this delight but I left the photos here, it just gets ugly. Turnip tries to drag him through our very safe and sturdy garden boundary fence so we'll finish here, all sweetness and ligh...
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